If there’s one reason that I’m happy I’m not too tall, and there is only the one, it’s that I don’t have to deal with having my head poke out/be visible while standing in a toilet stall. It’s always an awkward moment, making eye contact with those tall fucks, making eye contact with a man who’s wiping his ass, you know? Thankfully it’s more awkward for the wiper than the watcher, if you will.





